rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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