No awkward lesbian experiences without me
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
