Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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