can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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