I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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