I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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