I cannot find my penis.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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