You don't have asthma, your pregnant
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
