she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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