I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
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