god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Come see our sink grown plant.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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