I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
She told me I should be a condom model.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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