I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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