Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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