I look better un-naked...
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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