Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
Randomize