one two three fourrrrnication!
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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