When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
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