no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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