I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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