Only a mothe r could love this liver
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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