OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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