I love black thongs
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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