let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
operation harelip BJ is a go
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
this is an emotional support booty call
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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