If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
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