If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
