It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
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