Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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