I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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