I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
