operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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