marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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