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(847): View more from Illinois

4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.

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(954): View more from Florida

had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.

(1-403): View more from Alberta, CA

Your godly.

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(810): View more from Michigan

Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?

(828): View more from North Carolina

Is it working?

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(707): View more from California

Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.

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