So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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