Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
he thought i was a dude.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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