My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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