i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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