I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
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