Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I FOUND THE LEGS
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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