What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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