It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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