you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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