dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
