Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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