Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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