I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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