Please don't use social media to get back at me.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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