love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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