Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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