The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
my vag is so smooth its legendary
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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