he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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