All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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