thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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